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The Alley Crabs Irvine, California

The Irvine Company thought they had every UCI student under their control, but five lone scums emerged unfazed by their attempts at brainwashing. The scums joined together and hatched a plan to free UCI from the Irvine Company’s grasp and set off to spread the good word.
The heroes formed a band and named it The Alley Crabs, after an STD their former rhythm guitarist picked up in Reno.
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