The Irvine Company thought they had every UCI student under their control, but five lone scums emerged unfazed by their attempts at brainwashing. The scums joined together and hatched a plan to free UCI from the Irvine Company’s grasp and set off to spread the good word.
The heroes formed a band and named it The Alley Crabs, after an STD their former rhythm guitarist picked up in Reno. ... more