Live in Irvine or surrounding areas and don't want to wait? Venmo @thealleycrabs your $10 with #bandcamptshirt and your phone number in the description and we will find you! (Free sticker included with this deal)
Don't have venmo but still want to get your shirt ASAP? Text (928)7102910 with your order and we will work it out for you!
Pyramid Crab Shirt
$10 USD
Flower Crab Shirt
$10 USD
Crab Hat
$15 USD
Alley Crab Sticker
$5 USD
The Alley Crabs Irvine, California
The Irvine Company thought they had every UCI student under their control, but five lone scums emerged unfazed by their
attempts at brainwashing. The scums joined together and hatched a plan to free UCI from the Irvine Company’s grasp and set off to spread the good word.
The heroes formed a band and named it The Alley Crabs, after an STD their former rhythm guitarist picked up in Reno.
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